There's only one...

A couple of designer friends of mine got together and made up a bunch of these t-shirts. The first run sold out, but there may be a re-order if the interest is there.

If you don't get it...you probably shouldn't buy the shirt.

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Express your fanaticism

Get the new Cycle Logic Simple T here

Hand Job

Now this is what I call attention to detail.

It says...

I'm Euro-trendy...I'm environmentally friendly...and I'm hip to cyclists!



I found it here.

Bartenders, Hide your tip jars!

College football season is just over the horizon. The Gators are ready to make another run, Tebow is striking fear into the hearts of his opponents and Gainesville area bars are anxiously awaiting an influx in business after a summer slowed by a lack of students and a sluggish economy.

I know Urban Meyer would have us not look beyond the first game of the season (Hawaii 8/30) but for fans of Florida football, the match up the following weekend against in-state rival Miami has our "Rama-Jama" goin'.

This brings me to the title of the post. The last time that the thug-life contingent from south F-L-A rolled into town I was bartending at a downtown hotspot. The class of of our usual demographic decreased significantly on the night before the game. The ghetto-fabulous Miami fans made the night almost unbearable. A smattering of fights broke out throughout the evening due to the inability of Miami fans to conduct themselves in an adult manner. Glassware was broken, furniture trashed, cocktail waitresses harassed and above all...MY F**KIN' TIP JAR WAS STOLEN!

From right off the bar top, some classless moron got away with a couple of hours worth of tips which could've easily meant a month's car payment, the purchase of a pair of tickets to the game, or enough beer to fuel the next day's tailgate!

So I've just come across a web page that identifies the start time of this years UF vs. Miami game. Since ESPN is picking it up, it's going to be an 8:00pm game! This means area bartenders will be inundated with green and orange-clad douche-bags for 10+ hours on September 6th.

Watch your tip jars...keep 'em on the back bar out of reach of any Canes. They're NOT TO BE TRUSTED!

GO GATORS

In Honor of the Alp...

Today is the Alp D'Huez stage of the Tour de France and so...I give you a photo of me from 2006. I'm on the decent from Alp D'Huez. Behind me is the little town of Bourge d'Oisans where the climbing starts.



A couple more pics from that trip.

Douche Bag!

What the F**k did you think would happen, moron.

Ahhh, training food!

You're getting ready to start the longest stage in this year's Tour de France. You've had all the carbs you can handle for one morning and you're just looking for that little boost to fuel your legs for the race. There is a plaza beside the starting line where locals are selling their wares. You quickly scan the different vendors and then all the sudden you spot that little "boost" you're looking for...OYSTERS !

Photo ©: Roberto Bettini

...SERIOUSLY ?!...you're going to eat raw oysters just before the start of the 232 Km stage 5?

Summer time

The Second Coolest Kit

If I weren't already wearing THE coolest kit around I'd definitely be rocking this sweet piece of cycling apparel!

The under-stated black and white with the use of my favorite font, Helvetica, in all lowercase is SIMPLY stunning.

I may have to steal the idea at some point in the future...brilliant!

Two Words...

NICE EYEBROWS!


New pink jersey leader of the Giro Italian champion Giovanni Visconti (C) (Quick Step/BEL) is kissed on the podium after the sixth stage of 91st Giro between Potenza and Peschici on May 15, 2008. Italian Matteo Priamo (CSF Group/IRL) won the stage. AFP PHOTO / DAMIEN MEYER

Yankee or Dixie?

This is a pretty cool online quiz to figure how Yankee or Dixie you are based upon some common pronunciations and terminology that you may or may not use on a daily basis.

I ended up with a 78% Dixie...coulda been higher, but I was born in Chicago, that probably has something to do with it.

Check it out

Absence makes the heart grow fonder...

...but I always thought it was "Out of site out of mind" when it came to websites and blogs. I've obviously been irregular with the good ole' 5count blog of late...I've laid off the entire editorial staff and just come to accept the fact that things around the 5count world headquarters were kinda dormant. But I've recently checked out some of my hit-counter stats, and to my surprise I still have a steady trickle of people viewing this site (probably just checking to see if I've put anything new up). So for those few of you who make the effort to swing by from time to time, here's a little random post for ya.

Last year I was playing around and made a composite photo of me and myself collaborating on a project. It ain't much, but at least it's something new to look at.



For some recent cycling stuff, cruise on over to the site that has been using up all of my "bloging-time"...Cycle Logic

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Oooh Dannnngggg!

Team Astana may be barred from this years Tour de France. This is going to SUCK for Levi and Horner.

I'm not commenting on anybody's guilt or Innocence with regards to doping, past or present, but even with all the management, rider, and staff changes in the world....Astana still has riders on their roster who have been implicated in Operacion Puerto.

I'm just wondering if the ASO (and the Giro de Italia for that matter) would've made different decisions had Johan not brought Contador over with him???