Thursday, March 29, 2007

Fans of Team cycle Logic...

...if you'd like to show your support for the only cat 4-5 cycling team from the Ocala/Gainesville area in a manner other than shaving our logo into your chest hair, this is for you.

For a limited time only, I will be taking orders for custom team Cycle Logic cycling caps (see image below). One size fits all, unless your head is the size and shape of a watermelon, and designed by our favorite designer for custom cycling apparel, 5count (toot! toot!)

At a cost of only $10.00 per cap, how could you say no to such an offer. Deadline to place orders is April 15th (just like your tax-deadline). For those of you wishing to order more than a dozen hats, please call our 5count offices at 1-800-I-LUV-CAPS*note: if you think that the aforementioned telephone number will really work, you're an idiot, furthermore, if you want a dozen or more Cycle Logic cycling caps, you may have a whole other set of issues that need to be dealt with, in which case you should call 1-800-IM-AN-IDIOT


I know that there are those of you out there on a lifelong pursuit to look more "Euro"...if that's you, then email Cycle Logic Cap orders and specify how many of these custom designed cycling caps you'd like. Be sure to include your name, phone number and mailing address for shipment.

Once you've contacted Cycle Logic Cap orders, an email will be sent to you with payment info. Shipping and handling charges have been included in the cost of each cap.

Act Now! Time is running out!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll take a dozen.

Anonymous said...

I think I'll take a dozen too!

Anonymous said...

I look Euro enough without the cap....?
I do have a head the size of a Newberry watermelon....?
2007 Tax deadline is April 17th, and not 15th as was misleadingly stated on your blog. So this gives the pseudo Euro's 2 more days to think about your offer if you extend your caps offer deadline.

5count said...

Big B,

You'd think actually being Euro, you'd look Euro...which you do, a Euro RUGBY player. You need a cap as bad as anyone. Maybe your wife could sew some extra elastic into it so it would fit.

As far as the deadline, I was referring to the traditional tax-deadline of the 15th. Due to the fact that the 15th falls on a sunday this year the tax-deadline has been moved.
"Why hasn't it just been moved to monday the 16th?" you ask...
I'll bet even Big B doesn't know that one.
...Because the 16th of April this year is being observed as a holiday in Washington D.C. for Emancipation Day. So if D.C. is closed, so is the IRS and thus they moved the 2007 tax deadline to the 17th.
Don't try to call me out Biotch!

Anonymous said...

Paul, thanks for the Washington update. Didn't indeed know about the April 16th holiday in DC. Looking forward to play some rugby on the bike soon.

Anonymous said...

Here in Boston we call it Patriots day and it's also the day of the Boston Marathon.
It snowed several inches yesterday so can't say the cycling is great yet. But I am optimistic that by June we should start to see temps in the 60's.
Danny

5count said...

Danny,

Since you're not riding at the moment, I hope that you're at least cross-training with a little bit of running and thus will be taking part in the Boston Marathon.

We were just talking about you the other day, how do you feel knowing that your childhood idol is a filthy doper?

Stay warm, we miss you in the Sunshine state.

Anonymous said...

Wow, "Filthy Doper" was a bit harsh don't you think Paul? I know we haven't seen Danny in a long time and you want to make him feel right at home but don't you think you could have kissed him first!
I think I would go stir crazy if I had to wait until June just to ride without winter gear. I'm such a baby I was wearing arm warmers yesterday and I don't think it was much colder than 65! Maybe Danny will come down and visit the tropics this summer just to warm up a liitle bit.

Scott

Anonymous said...

Scott was looking truly sad last Sunday with his 5+ layers of Cycle Logic clothing with baggy legwarmers. The kit looks nice but in Scott's case there is no help :)

Big B, I predicted Cancellara for Ronde van Vlaanderen... doh! Your boy was beaten home by O'Grady!

If Rod's mom is reading, hi!

Anonymous said...

Stuart O'Grady is a legend. An Adelaide lad showed how it's done! Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi! Oi! Oi!

Anonymous said...

I know we are NEVER going to here the end of how S. O'grady took out half the field because of a flat and THEN goes on to win :-) Seriously your boy deserves the win, what an impressive ride!

Scott

Anonymous said...

A few thought on my mind right now...
1)NJ traffic sucks..
2)Paul, congrats on your baby girl.
3)O'Mahoney still sucks.

Anonymous said...

1. Suffer biatch
2. Congrats Paul
3. So does your mom.

Anonymous said...

Big B, check out:

www.espritcycliste.be/pages/roub07/velo_2.html

Photos 8, 9 and 10...

An ordinary man would've quit the race than ride with that load. Kudos to Boonen.

Anonymous said...

stuart, ....those are the new designer shorts from Quick-Step that Tom was showing off. I have ordered a few.