Wednesday, August 31, 2005

LATE BREAKING NEWS:

Lance Armstrong Busted for Banned Substances
PARIS, France --

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de
France victory, along with his entire Tour de France
legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be
one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.
Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after
three banned substances were found in his South France
hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005
Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant,
and soap which have been banned by French authorities
for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe,
is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America,
so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout
Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French
authorities also physically searched Armstrong and
found several other interesting items that they had
never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.


***pretty funny, I just had to pass that along

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are really trying to stir the pot! Missed you on Tuesday?

Scott

5count said...

Scott,
I had to abstain from tuesday's ride. Work's been nuts and I've got a lot of projects around the house that need attending to before this weekend. The first game of the season is bringing with it a lot of house guests and nice sized tailgate that I'm throwing. I'll try to make it out on thursday (weather permitting) but no promises.

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